Long Dongs on the Beach

"I am filling out my personals profile for this dating website. I guess I will just say I am down to earth."

"I am so down to earth I am subterranean."

"Oh yeah, well I am so down to earth I am Magma Man."

"Awesome superhero name. Magma Man. Whats your powers? Melting stuff and then becoming a rock?"

"Maybe. I haven't decided. Sounds better than my pornstar name."


"Long Dong Silver"

"See. This is why you are on personals websites in the first place writing things like about being down to earth and long walks on the beach."

"Maybe so. But what you said gives me an idea: Long Dongs on the Beach."

"That sounds more like a cocktail drink."

"1 banana, uncut, 2 shots of rum, 1 of vodka, sourmix and finely chopped ice in a tall glass."

"Wow. Now I want to try that drink."

Happy drinking!

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